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The Hercules Europe Brass
Horn section

Hercules Europe, Juan San Ropas, Pootie Epstein, Lincoln Jefferson Mossgrave-Witherspoon and Lamont Trevor were found unconscious on a raft floating in the Cape Fear River. None of them had any memory of how they got there, where they came from or why they couldn't remember anything. They didn't even really know they were a horn section, but each had a trumpet or sax or something so it seemed safe to assume they were. The only clue to their identity or past was a scrap of paper in the raft with them that said, "plums $2." To this day these brave men continue the search for their identities, and their search for soothing soft rock and soul music. Maybe one day they will find what they are looking for.