While Alabaster may be the heart, soul and charisma of the band, hard working Bunks is the drummer. Bunks cut his teeth in the flophouses and juke joints and massage parlors of Northern Carolina's many deltas. Legends in hip music circles have it that women would be come spontaneously pregnant just from hearing Bunks play the drums. Because of this, women are often covered in sheets of latex before being allowed to enter Wusses concerts. This, of course, has lead to a number of tragedies.